Yes. I\u2019m a dog. And you\u2019re reading a book written by a dog.<\/p>\n
Which of us is the odder? I guess we\u2019ll just have to get used to it. Now, this is supposed to be Wallace\u2019s story. And maybe, at some point, he\u2019ll finish building the machine he was going to write this book with.<\/p>\n
Currently he\u2019s stood on top of the dining table and wondering why he fitted a typewriter with wheels and a flame-thrower (we made an agreement for new inventions \u2013 there\u2019s even a list on the fridge, and ‘No Flame-Throwers’ is at Number 3). Until then, this is my story. The tale of what goes on behind my eyes.<\/p>\n
And I really do know where all the bones are buried. So. I guess it\u2019s time I spoke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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